A Chemistry Story

Chemistry student writes a story using elements.

A trip to Francium

After deciding against a space tour to neptunium and plutonium, I decided to go to Europium. I flew from Californium to Francium. When I got to Francium, the first thing I did was get stuck in terbium traffic. It was a hassium. Luckily, my cab driver, Antimony, was a good samarium and got through safely. I tipped him in silver. After getting to my hotel, Iodine at a nice restaurant. After I ate, I looked to see that all of the waitresses except one argon. I ask her where the bathroom was so I could wash my hands in the zinc. After seeing a platinum selling artist perform at the darmstadtium , I decided I was ready to go home. I took a cruise on the seaborgium back home to Americium. The person next to me got sea sick. I hated to see them sulfur . Finally, I could see the neon signs! When I arrived on shore, a nobelium person escorted me to a taxi and drove me home. I definitely can’t wait to go back. It was the least boron trip I ever went on! By Sarah Skrypek